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It's that Time Again!

Category: Rants Published on Saturday, 01 January 2011

Geekolutions for 2011 

It's 1/01/11 and time to make our New Year's resolutions, which we resolve to keep at least until 1/02/11. So, here goes. I hereby resolve to:

  • Stop jumping up and down and clapping gleefully whenever a new tech product is announced.
  • Stop jumping up and down and clapping gleefully when a marketing or PR guy sends me the new product.
  • Stop jumping up and down and clapping gleefully when the product actually works as advertised.
  • Stop bugging friends and family members to try new products when I'm afraid they'll screw up my system.
  • Stop chastising friends and family members when they tell me the new products "suck," exclaiming "you just don't know how to use it."
  • Stop bad-mouthing tech companies because they won't send me new products. I'm sorry, Adobe and Apple, for past offenses.
  • Stop posting annoying messages on Facebook just to get a rise out of relatives and friends (they never respond, anyway).
  • And, finally, stop putting off writing this blog until the last minute.
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