Security at this year's IT trade shows has been tighter than ever before. Here, security officer John Worthington (L) performs the ear cavity search on HP product marketing manager Jeff Graedon. ( From Kezia Jauron)

Sister Mary Celeste was a young novitiate when she began downloading Double Dragon via her 56K modem. (Also from Kezia Jauron)

Sister Mary: ” Oh my God, what is that thing?” (From David Haynes of Bremerton, Wa)

Sister Mary Celeste….or Sister Mary Catherine…Sister Mary Elizabeth….playing Freecell! (From Barbara Stanislawski of Baltimore, MD)

"I'll show the Vatican a thing or two" (From k j)

 

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